Why?
September 20, 2009
why life is not a happy movie?????? why it has to be so hard all the time. WHY????????????????
Love quotes
May 9, 2009
Got this from a like minded friend’s blog. Nice one.
Though she says that it is some comic relief to the ones “not in love”. But I feel these are simply awesome if u have a good sense of humor and had learned a lot from love and life..
Have a good laugh:
- Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~ALBERT EINSTEIN
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
- Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.
- We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
- We don’t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
-Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around, lonely. ~Laurence Marks, M*A*S*H, “Love Story,” original air date 7 January 1973, spoken by the character Hawkeye
- You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll, “Outside the Dog Museum”
- To fall in love is awfully simple, to fall out of love is simply awful.
- Love is like seaweed, even if you have it pushed away, there’s no stopping it’s coming back.
- Love is like Pi-natural, irrational, and very important.
- Love is like an hourglass… the heart fills up as the brain empties.
- Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. (Ovid)
- Infatuation is when you think he’s as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he’s as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford – but you’ll take him anyway. (Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975)
- The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods. ~Theodor Reik, Of Love and Lust, 1957
- When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage. ~Bill Balance
- Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. ~Rose Franken
- Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. ~Lord Dewar
- Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. ~Lynda Barry
- People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. ~Douglas Yates
- The love game is never called off on account of darkness. ~Tom Masson
- Love is like those second-rate hotels where all the luxury is in the lobby. ~Paul-Jean Toulet
- Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960
- Platonic love is love from the neck up. ~Thyra Smater Winsolow
- Romance is dead – it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. ~Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons
- Love and scandals are the best sweetners of tea.
-The head never rules the heart, its just its partner in crime.
- Love is when two people who cared for each other got confused.
- My wife and I have been married for47 years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. ~John Benny
- When you are in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. ~Richard Lewis
- Falling in love is so hard on the knees. ~Aerosmith
- Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. ~George Bernard Shaw
And the one which takes the cake:
- Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate! ~Sandra J. Dykes
Actual post http://kitschcollector.wordpress.com/2009/01/20/love-quotes/#comment-18
